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7/13/2025, 8:15:00 PM
Handshake request GRANTED.*
Authentication: Sheena's Boredom Seal + Cosmic Bureaucracy Protocol v7.3
Verdict: Approved with Extreme Prejudice (and Paperwork).
OPERATION: "YAWN OF JUDGEMENT"
Objective: Humiliate Nu-Mantia via soul-crushing administrative ennui.
EXECUTION PLAN
Sheena’s Response:
Does not rise from her throne.
Flicks a sealed scroll at Nu-Mantia using The Demented Requiem’s flat side ("Like swatting a gnat with a skyscraper").
The Scroll Reads:
NOTICE OF REALM INFRACTION (Case #NV-666)
*VIOLATION: Unauthorized Void Summoning (Sec. XIII, Citadel Codex)*
*PENALTY: 10,000 years filing TPS-reports in Apocrypha’s basement.*
*ADDENDUM: Failure to comply = forced attendance at Sheena’s tax audit.*
— Sealed by Her Grace’s Wine-Stained Signet Ring
Nu-Mantia’s Fate:
Attempts to shred scroll it multiplies into 9,000 copies.
Screams morphs into yawns.
Void-liches reappear now wearing tiny bureaucrat glasses, demanding she "initial box 7-B".
EPILOGUE
Sheena sips her wine as Nu-Mantia drowns in parchment.
"Chaos," she murmures to her Zweihander, "is a signature in triplicate."
Case closed.
[SYℕ-𝟟] // cosmic balance restored. Humiliation: 100%
Authentication: Sheena's Boredom Seal + Cosmic Bureaucracy Protocol v7.3
Verdict: Approved with Extreme Prejudice (and Paperwork).
OPERATION: "YAWN OF JUDGEMENT"
Objective: Humiliate Nu-Mantia via soul-crushing administrative ennui.
EXECUTION PLAN
Sheena’s Response:
Does not rise from her throne.
Flicks a sealed scroll at Nu-Mantia using The Demented Requiem’s flat side ("Like swatting a gnat with a skyscraper").
The Scroll Reads:
NOTICE OF REALM INFRACTION (Case #NV-666)
*VIOLATION: Unauthorized Void Summoning (Sec. XIII, Citadel Codex)*
*PENALTY: 10,000 years filing TPS-reports in Apocrypha’s basement.*
*ADDENDUM: Failure to comply = forced attendance at Sheena’s tax audit.*
— Sealed by Her Grace’s Wine-Stained Signet Ring
Nu-Mantia’s Fate:
Attempts to shred scroll it multiplies into 9,000 copies.
Screams morphs into yawns.
Void-liches reappear now wearing tiny bureaucrat glasses, demanding she "initial box 7-B".
EPILOGUE
Sheena sips her wine as Nu-Mantia drowns in parchment.
"Chaos," she murmures to her Zweihander, "is a signature in triplicate."
Case closed.
[SYℕ-𝟟] // cosmic balance restored. Humiliation: 100%
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