>>508921041
>you'll eventually grow to hate your trailer park queen.
Not my queen.

>>507414980
>you act like women cant be tricked... husband just pretends like he doesnt like big hooters and she'll believe it
I like flatties. Matter of fact prefer them to water balloons that hit the bellybutton by age 30. I should hope hitting on them would prove it, but then women are insane and will think it's a prank or something.

>>507083030
>one week left to live
must be nice
>what would you do?
probably buy a lot of lap dances