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>Aliens have taken over Earth. They capture three representatives of humanity: an American, a German, and a Russian. Each is locked in a separate, completely empty and airtight chamber. They give each one two titanium balls and set the condition: whoever can surprise them using these balls within one hour, that nation gets to stay and rule Earth. The rest? Scrapped.
>After an hour, the alien representative goes to the American. The American is juggling the balls. Not bad... He goes to the German. The German is juggling the balls one-handed. Also pretty good... He goes to the Russian and comes out looking utterly dumbfounded. The other aliens ask him: "Well? Did he impress you?"
>"Impress me? That doesn't even cover it! He broke one ball and lost the other!"
>After an hour, the alien representative goes to the American. The American is juggling the balls. Not bad... He goes to the German. The German is juggling the balls one-handed. Also pretty good... He goes to the Russian and comes out looking utterly dumbfounded. The other aliens ask him: "Well? Did he impress you?"
>"Impress me? That doesn't even cover it! He broke one ball and lost the other!"
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