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I posted it in the thread before, but fuck it. I would immediately, shamelessly, use my powers to build a transuniversal harem of unbelievable proportions. Picture the most contrived crossover fanfiction/deviantart post with a dozen different girls from a dozen different series all fawning over one guy and crank it up to unfathomable levels. Waking up every morning on a pile of touhou characters I fucked the previous night. Being served breakfast by Chun Li in a maid outfit while Nyotengu is sucking me off under the table and wondering if I should spend the day in some tropical beach paradise mating with a tribe of brown amazonian women or snap my fingers and transport me and a small, crack team of harem girls to "investigate" a planet teeming with sexy alien life. Or transforming men into whatever fictional character they've jerked off to the most and recruiting them to take a job as a maid with the promise of eternal youth. Crushing cities and laying waste to planets just doesn't appeal to me.