How do I dress like a faggot so I can attract gay tops?

I'm too "straight acting", apparently, because everyone just assumes I'm straight. I also don't know anything about fashion and just wear a tshirt and pants most of the time. On the other hand, I can't just dress like a gigafag flamer, because again I don't really act like that and it would be jarring. I need something subtle.

What do I do?