AH YES
YES
WONDERFUL
THE RED RIBBON ARMY HAS USED THE DRAGON BALLS
AND I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE
NOW
LET US SEE WHAT DNA I CAN PUT INTO MY NEW CELL

CHADrus the Destroyer: Gathered when Goku bit his tail. Energy of destruction, otherwise known as "Hakai".
CHADly the LeCHADary Super Saiyan: Acquired from his fight with Gogeta. Infinitely growing power.
Black SLURPza: Collected from Bejita's butthole via seminal fluid. Insane power gains from minimal effort, the ability to call his opponent a nigger.
CHADren the CHAD: Secured by one of Hit's clones who is still waiting in the Tournament of Power arena. Brute strength and childhood trauma.
CHADccolo Naranja: Obtained when he JOBBED to RETARD Max. Power of regeneration and being the color orange.
KEKlin: Harvested ONLY on OPPOSITE DAY - otherwise he would be the WEAKEST specimen in the multiverse and kill himself IMMEDIATELY. But now even Zeno-sama may have trouble against this level of power.

I have taken measures to have Shenlong awaken his full power and the Old Kai unlock his full potential.
He has been imbued with the inherent ability to use Ultra Instinct, Ultra Ego, Super Saiyan God Legendary Super Saiyan 4, and Kaioken x20 simultaneously.
The 2.5x Majin boost has been granted to him via biological enhancements.
Through cross-breeding we recreated fruit from the Tree of Might and fed it to him.
The Super Dragon Balls have gifted him immortality. After this, he was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber while being forced to listen to IESLB on repeat for over 9000 years. Reports indicate he is more than mildly upset.
And finally, I have removed all of his spots so the sweatshop workers at Toei don't have an excuse to avoid animating him. This will provide him with many, MANY episodes of screentime and even... *chuckles* extra filler scenes.

FINALLY
MY MAGNUM OPUS
A MARVEL OF SCIENCE
MY GREATEST-

...What?

No.

NO.

This... cannot BE!!! PLEASE NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT YOU!!!!!

ARALE-SAMA?!?!?!?!!!