Good afternoon, everybody. Midsummer's come and gone at last; the nights are only going to get longer from now, finally. We had a rainstorm absolutely piss down on us right on the day, too, I was worried a tree was going to come down onto our house. Thankfully not. Let's hope it stays that way.

The word of the thread is "cheap." Alternatives are "asymmetrical" and "weirdly."

As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.