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6/14/2025, 3:43:51 AM
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>Opening shot pans across a hot desert.
>Suddenly a ragged Tim Russ pops up gasping for air.
>Camera pulls back and he's wearing ragged and scuffed Spaceball armor.
>He's dragging the remains of a giant afro pick.
>He's been combing the fucking desert for 40 goddamn years.
>He slings the pick over his back and bends down.
>He finds some salvage in the sand and puts the salvage in a space Schwinn with a little bell. And rings it a few times before flying away.
>Back in the village, Lone Star's son is waiting for him in a weird little hovel made of scrap. Tim Russ has apparently been raising the orphaned Lone Star 2. That's literally his name. He doesn't know who his father is.
>Opening shot pans across a hot desert.
>Suddenly a ragged Tim Russ pops up gasping for air.
>Camera pulls back and he's wearing ragged and scuffed Spaceball armor.
>He's dragging the remains of a giant afro pick.
>He's been combing the fucking desert for 40 goddamn years.
>He slings the pick over his back and bends down.
>He finds some salvage in the sand and puts the salvage in a space Schwinn with a little bell. And rings it a few times before flying away.
>Back in the village, Lone Star's son is waiting for him in a weird little hovel made of scrap. Tim Russ has apparently been raising the orphaned Lone Star 2. That's literally his name. He doesn't know who his father is.
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