The average dog owner and indians are spiritually identical.
They just love shit.
They love to handle shit and carry it around and do various activities with it.
But the only thing they love more than that is leaving shit everywhere they can.
Covering the world in shit, making it a suitable environment for shit-dwellers, multiplying their numbers in the safety of the shit zone.

Dog owners must have some kind of parasite controlling their brains that they got from dog shit that wants to propagate itself by spreading shit everywhere to infect more hosts.