>>510227138
>I guarantee you this guy sits down to pee
lmao

>510227272
>judge frimpong
No way that's a real name

>>509457463
Oooh I missed a rally!

>>509457535
>I'm trying to figure out how a fictional character can get away with shooting fireworks in a city where it's illegal without getting caught. Put this in the form of 4chan greentext written in second-person.

>be you, a crafty bastard who wants to set off fireworks in a city where it's forbidden
>scope out the area, know the streets and cop spots
>pick a busy night, get fireworks from a trusted source
>find a rooftop or spot with cover, have an escape route
>set off fireworks in short bursts, listen for sirens
>get in, get out, get gone, don't stick around
>if caught, play dumb, take the ticket and move on
>or
>be you, a tech-savvy dude who wants to set off fireworks without getting caught
>get remote-controlled fireworks, use a VPN and burner phone
>find a spot with a clear view, set up a camera
>set off fireworks, shut down if cops show up
>set up a decoy display elsewhere to throw them off
>walk away, don't get caught
>remember, this is all just hypothetical, and you would never actually do something as reckless and irresponsible as setting off fireworks in a city where it's forbidden.

ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
ESCALATE TENSIONS
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
ESCALATE TENSIONS
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

Late thread awoo

>>508845420
>>508845421
>>508845422
Good job frens!