Chapter 05 - Scratchi's Checkup

054 – Welcome Back, Frotteur

Ever wonder why the doors on the holodeck lock, even though it results in people getting stuck in there and almost killed approximately always percent of the time? Because they’re at hanky-panky factor 8.4 in there.

And on the subject, what was with the one episode where Wesley has ski practice on the holodeck and whacks Picard with a snowball in the hall? How did he bring the snowball out of the holodeck? Was it using real water and just decorating fake mountains with it? That was really weird.

(Update: Wil Wheaton actually read this, and he doesn’t know how it got out there either.)