>>935812379

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

I used to be a bit of a conspiracy buff

notice I didn't say conspiracy theorist

much like a medical buff, I was fascinated with conspiracy shit when I was younger... All the way from JFK and the moon landing type bullshit all the way up to 911

And I knew all of the facts and figures and statistics and details

And I'd always share them with people

the conspiracy THEORIST............
And then something interesting happened:

2016.... and Trump..
and Jim Watkins & Ron Watkins...
"Q".......
And every trailer park redneck white trash grandmother with a dial-up internet connection became an expert conspiracy theorist...

notice I said expert?
It made me realize that I actually
DID NOT KNOW any of those facts and figures and statistics and details I just mentioned earlier

In fact, I realized I DIDN'T HAVE ANY REAL FACTS AT ALL... And I had simply been repeating bullshit that I read in other places

much of it may have very well been true

But something about the Q-ANON FAGSHOW made being a conspiracy theorist COMPLETELY UNCOOL

In fact, I'm not even going to share my actual opinions on the 9/11 attack

because I would appear to be a conspiracy theorist if I did...

understand?
these days, I'd rather die than to be confused with one of those conspiracy theorist Facebook motherfuckers