So supposedly: Hitler had a Canadian GF in his inner circle (politically on par with Goebbels and Himmler) named "Unity Valkyrie Mitford" (which sounds like a mary sue fanfic name). Who was born in the town of swastika (mmm hmm). And she was sassy and always sarcastically talked back to Hitler.
And I'm supposed to believe this horse shit?
Is this real?