Prehistoric life in general ALSO would allow me to regularly bang a fellow cave-mate's female and I wouldn't have to pay a cave tax, I would not need a 4 year degree in stoneworking to get hired to help the cave-community make stone crafts, I wouldn't need to apply and pay for a mammoth hunting license AND we would be able to terminate anyone trying to force dark cavemen to be accepted into our cave and I would face no legal trouble from a subversive Caveman Defense League...studies suggest after all.

So fuck eating the fucking bugs like cavemen did.