Now see hea, you carpetbaggin yankee scum, hea in tennesee we do have some traditions. One of my favorites is a little thing called the FAG DRAG. You wanna know how that works, boy? I tie a faggot like (you) to the back of my truck, and I tie em real good just to make sure that he don't come off and then I drive and I drive up and down the roads, back and forth across the railroad tracks until there's nothing left of that goddamn yankee faggot. You understand me, mister man in the moon? Mister hollywood big shot Andy Kaufman? That's what the confederacy got in store for you, boy! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!