Lets do a quick preview of what's about to happen over the course of this thread.
Some walls of text will appear, with several replies each, at least one reply being a samefag each time.
Then more will appear alongside the sam lakefu, possibly involving facial measurements or whinging about jawlines, or maybe doing his "Imperials are/aren't white" routine with the same three or four images he always uses.
Then another shitposter will feed into it with yet more either walls of text or gamewar-bait.
Then the rolodex of shitposting will fall onto yet another instigating "topic" as the thread comes to a close, with the next OP being a shitpost one if the topic was particularly dumb.
Did I miss anything?