After all if there were a cabal of Satanic pedophiles we would have to do something about it. But there isn't. There is no cabal. And if we ever said there was then we said it as a joke. But we aren't joking anymore! NOW STOP IT.

Imagine pitching "secret jewish tunnels under NYC" to joseph goebbels for a new NSDAP propaganda movie, and denies the idea for being too ridiculous