>be gen X
>in your teens live in the golden age of humanity
>height of entertainment
>the 90's come and you become retarded for some reason
>you miss out on buying real estate like the retard you are
>boomer papi invests into a shitty maroon mass produced corvette or asian mail bride instead of you
>you are like the shadow of boomers, inheriting their worst aspect, but none of their good ones, the grit, charisma and wealth
>occupy wall street is your last chance
>you fail
>you tickle with conservativism, somehow you manage to make owning cars, guns look gay and lame
>you blame millenials, while trying to snuggle up to boomers who hate the shit out of you
>You become absolutely buckbroken up to the point you are unrecognizable, a completely different person
>history repeats itself, but this time your symbolic Corvette will be a shitty ass chink electric car
>you watch AI kittens and think they are real just like how a boomer thinks whatever the fuck is on cable reflects reality
>you blame millenials again
>You join the Dead Parents™ club, never shutting the fuck up about how your parents died.
>more AI kittens
>you blame millenials again
>you put what little you have into the first brown hand you see instead of your own family.
>you vote for democrat and blame millenials again

If you are a gen-x er I can guarantee you your 20 year old yourself would choke on a loaded double barrel if he knew what is his future. Or beat the shit out of you.