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*Clears throat* "ahem, ahem! GATHER ROUND! GAIUS LUCIUS PANKO HAS DECLARED ALL PANKOPHILES, ALLLLLL PANKOPHILES, TO BE GIVEN ONE GIFT SUB EACH FOR THEIR SERVICE, ALONG WITH A SINGLE ROUND OF FORNIFICATION WITH THE SUN COLORED BARBARIAN WHORE KNOWN AS LUMICIUS! This announcement is brought to you by the Capippalist Guild, for when you need goods, slaves, and services of the highest qualities....at affordable prices...."