This is completely retarded but it is also sincere. I make a lot of money (about 5 times average). But all I do is work, work out, jerk off and play vidya.

It bothers me I could have the same lifestyle driving an uber. Now I have paid off my mortgage I have even more money. I wish I had something I wanted so I could be a consoomer and enjoy my money. But I can't think of anything I would spend money on.