>parry
>pointless long drawn out sequences
>easy retard combos
>can just skip everything with a FUCK NEUTRAL mechanic (dodge)
>a billion dogshit progression meters that don't actually deepen combat

Stellar Blade just proves that all the dumb bullshit you fucking rogs say about fighting games is just that: Dumb Bullshit
It has basically everything you hate from modern fighting games, but oh hhhhh big fat asian ass uooooh uhaoih aofha ai i'm cumming!!!

And that just absolves it of all its sins.

They just needed to hire some Korean slaves to model SF6 characters and NONE of you spear chuckin' dog fuckin' chimps would be crying about Drive Rush or Drive Impact lmao

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I didn't know it, but probably some gay shit like life is strange or disco elysium