>>507850420
>Dick Cheney...
...was so evil, he invited his friend to come out with him on his property.
Secluded, no witnesses.
He shot his friend at close rage with a shotgun.
He called for an ambulance as a cover, so he could say it was an accident.
His friend was still alive when he left in the ambulance.
Cheney knew he would be dead before he ever got to the hospital.
EVIL MASTERMIND!
Except that he was so dumb, because he [don't explain it in public] his friend didn't die.