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>go to foreign planet
>assimilate object of unimaginable energy that channels the souls of their race
>steal it and achieve almost godlike power
>however
>turns out the race you stole it from were collectively completely mind-raped and had their souls tainted beforehand by a grotesque, revolting furry demon
>ever since then they have become a bunch of deranged unhinged and mentally-ill bastards who literally worship the idea of the sexual fetish of shota-con, and you had absolutely zero possible way of knowing this beforehand because no one who lives on the planet ever wants to be around them and not only do they live on a completely separate island anyways but they do their best to hide it
>you only realize this after you've integrated their souls into the hive mind, but only after you finally uncover this knowledge has it become far too late, because by hitting the point where you've absorbed their knowledge you've also absorbed their completely mentally-ill psyche in the process
>and now every single elven soul on the planet has been crammed into one mind and one body, and their mental illness has both devolved their soul mass and completely overwhelmed your hive-mind
>the brain seizures begin
>by the time you're finally found you've become a gibbering catatonic mess left completely insane
>the only thing you can now do is watch as the elves and nature spirits control your body and use all it's god-like power to zero in on the shota
>So they can rape, assimilate, digest and kill him
>Not necessarily in that order either
>The Prince is left literally screeching his lungs out in fear
As my sides have reached orbit I am forced to admit this pretty hysterical and easily the funniest thing that's happened so far
I thought Baal Zebub's fate was grim, but she's LUCKY in comparison to this guy
i would've much rather killed the other grotesque abomination though
Kanon has no relation but I thought it was funny to do it anyway