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>born in the 80s
>grow up comfortable in the suburbs
>don't have to fight or struggle
>somehow feel unfulfilled like you're missing out
>romanticize the cities your parents abandoned
>resent the safe suburban life
>dream about being an artist or activist
>go to a private school and get a lib arts degree
>move to the city with your friends
>it's the 2000s
>live in Bushwick
>arcadefire.mp3
>feels kinda icky but you're so culturally enriched
>wear flannels and beanies
>spend years drinking craft beer and smoking weed
>parents get rekt during the recession
>stupid boomers lol suburbs are DEAD
>feel like no matter what, you're gonna make it
>2010s come
>city starts blowing up
>smartphones and social media happen
>get a good job and start to make ends meet
>rooftop parties, booze cruises, wandering the city
>songs of summer, startups, casual encounters
>support Bernie Sanders for president
>everything peaks in Summer 2016
>Trump elected
>you're now in your 30s
>things start getting expensive
>start seeing more tech bros and international rich kids
>meet an influencer who makes 10x what you do
>realize kids are a status symbol you can't have
>rationalize childfree living while your bio clock ticks
>your company closes, and you lose work
>parents bail you out because no savings (doordash)
>date off and on - some connections
>people just date for housing or clout
>get another job
>gonna make it THIS TIME
>2020
>pandemic happens and everyone leaves
>get stuck inside your studio
>mask up, follow the rules, and work from home
>relationship ends by spending actual time with partner
>friends flee to the burbs to start families
>don't want to change your lifestyle
>view leaving the city as defeatist
>become dependent on delivery apps
>make sourdough ironically, then unironically
>start going to protests and the current things
>riots and crime show up
>start to feel uncomfortable and unsafe
>get chased down the street by a crackhead
>barely make ends meet
>grow up comfortable in the suburbs
>don't have to fight or struggle
>somehow feel unfulfilled like you're missing out
>romanticize the cities your parents abandoned
>resent the safe suburban life
>dream about being an artist or activist
>go to a private school and get a lib arts degree
>move to the city with your friends
>it's the 2000s
>live in Bushwick
>arcadefire.mp3
>feels kinda icky but you're so culturally enriched
>wear flannels and beanies
>spend years drinking craft beer and smoking weed
>parents get rekt during the recession
>stupid boomers lol suburbs are DEAD
>feel like no matter what, you're gonna make it
>2010s come
>city starts blowing up
>smartphones and social media happen
>get a good job and start to make ends meet
>rooftop parties, booze cruises, wandering the city
>songs of summer, startups, casual encounters
>support Bernie Sanders for president
>everything peaks in Summer 2016
>Trump elected
>you're now in your 30s
>things start getting expensive
>start seeing more tech bros and international rich kids
>meet an influencer who makes 10x what you do
>realize kids are a status symbol you can't have
>rationalize childfree living while your bio clock ticks
>your company closes, and you lose work
>parents bail you out because no savings (doordash)
>date off and on - some connections
>people just date for housing or clout
>get another job
>gonna make it THIS TIME
>2020
>pandemic happens and everyone leaves
>get stuck inside your studio
>mask up, follow the rules, and work from home
>relationship ends by spending actual time with partner
>friends flee to the burbs to start families
>don't want to change your lifestyle
>view leaving the city as defeatist
>become dependent on delivery apps
>make sourdough ironically, then unironically
>start going to protests and the current things
>riots and crime show up
>start to feel uncomfortable and unsafe
>get chased down the street by a crackhead
>barely make ends meet
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