I'm gay.

My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.

Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.

>Nurburgring 24hr race on TV in the living room

>Watching it with mom and dad

>Mom: "24 hours? I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"

>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're watching"

>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot!"

Wtf dad