Not reall incest but sometimes i use the photos were my older sister was still a kid in the family album as fap material.

It's kinda fucking late for that
>Not OLED
>Joycon sticks still suck
>It's a bitch to open the Joycon 2s
>Switch 2 Pro Controller is a bitch to open too
>Having a button and chat paywalled
>Game Key cards
>Virtual Game cards fucking up the ability to share games like before
>Can't even wake the system up from sleep mode with Switch 1 controllers, it HAS to be a Switch 2 controller
>Actually making a CRT filter and N64 rewind for Switch Online exclusive to Switch 2
>Backwards compatibility is emulation so certain games don't run correctly (Pikmin 3 Deluxe is completely fucked)
This is, off the top of my head, everything I know isn't going to get fixed ever. I have never flipped my opinion on anything this fast and this hard, it's fucking amazing how everything since that Switch 2 direct has been shit. The only way I'm getting this thing is if I find one second-hand and they make some genuinely great games. This shit isn't going to be worth it for a while