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7/17/2025, 4:02:22 AM
>>510574695
>2017-2019
>used tinder
>wanted hot bitches
>only matched with slampigs
>fucked slampigs
>like 50 or 60
>the more slampigs I fucked and ghosted, the hotter the bitches were that I matched with
>eventually I'm matching with legitimately hot women and we're having a good time
>but I'm the patron saint of jackasses
>met my wife this way
Skip to 2023
>my bro and my buddy get dumped in the same year
>my brother is 6'2" and in the military, buddy is short, but a classical guitar player spec'd into charisma with a million dollar house
>neither are getting dates
>ask them what they're doing
>both are picky as fuck
>would not fuck the slam pigs
>and both were stuck in the low level slampig hell
>didnt even fuck the slam pigs
>2017-2019
>used tinder
>wanted hot bitches
>only matched with slampigs
>fucked slampigs
>like 50 or 60
>the more slampigs I fucked and ghosted, the hotter the bitches were that I matched with
>eventually I'm matching with legitimately hot women and we're having a good time
>but I'm the patron saint of jackasses
>met my wife this way
Skip to 2023
>my bro and my buddy get dumped in the same year
>my brother is 6'2" and in the military, buddy is short, but a classical guitar player spec'd into charisma with a million dollar house
>neither are getting dates
>ask them what they're doing
>both are picky as fuck
>would not fuck the slam pigs
>and both were stuck in the low level slampig hell
>didnt even fuck the slam pigs
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