>>280577119
>I mean judging from your figure,I think going to a banquet that has you present would be a waste of my time.

How generous of you to announce your absence in advance. Rest assured, no one was planning to set a place for you at the table.

Besides, I would prefer not to endure the spectacle of you gawking at me from across the hall while pretending you were ever going to refuse the invitation.

Your time is already wasted. At least try to disguise it with a semblance of dignity.