>>508625772
I'm now convinced this is what happened and this is the actual order of events:
>Israel and AIPAC "buy off" Trump by funding his campaign and his chosenites in their down ballot elections to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars
>Trump even allegedly gets personal donations from Israel in the tune of millions of dollars
>Trump to win the presidency for himself (and Israel his donor) had to campaign on Populist Ideals like MAGA - this was necessary to win but also makes foreign intervention sus as fuck
>Israel knowing that Trump is trying to back out of their deal, attacks Iran unprovoked without the capabilities to do shit
>Bibi comes to Trump behind closed doors "WE HAD A DEAL!!! OY VEY!!" and Trump sweating bullets because he still needs Jew money and his kids are practically dual Israeli citizens needs to come up with something QUICK
>Trump scrambles his mil int community - they tell him they want to hit Iran but it's unlikely to do anything other than drag them into a regional war
>Trump seeing that, allows the strikes to happen so he can hopefully say he made good on his promise to the Israel lobby and then use the "more just couldn't be done!" line to back out
>Israel furious still locked in war with Iran
>Trump panicking because it's all absolutely a fucking disaster at this point unilaterally declares a ceasefire on Israels behalf hoping he can tell Bibi he'll make it up to them later
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>Iran says nah, fuck that we're making BBQ kikes tonight
>Trump an absolute embarrassment to all camps - Israelis cling on to him for dear life as he's the retard basket they broke all their eggs in
Do I have this shit figured out?