Don't fret OP, you have made the patrician's choice and you would have to be the offspring of two retards to dry-out drumsticks.

Drummies are pretty great in the oven, but they are also pretty much the perfect food to cook in a contact grille (a contraption that is also common amongst the poors). Montreal Steak Seasoning is probably my all-time favourite rub for drumsticks, and it's much better on them than it is on any beef. I use jerk seasoning and cajun and whatnot occasionally too, but nothing trumps Montreal.

Also I would never advise you to shove those up your ass, however you simply must cramb them.