>WHY THE FUCK DOES SPIKE JONZE GET TO TELL ME WHAT JACKASS IS WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN PART OF JACKASS FOR LIKE THE FIRST 10 YEARS?
Well Bam, he was actually the one who set up the whole pitch and it wouldn't have happened without him. (plus he's in the first season and has been a producer the whole time) Yeah dude, here's a word from one of our 50 sponsors.
>*ad break*
>Oh I didn't know that!
>WELL I'M AN ALCOHOLIC BECAUSE VILLE VALO WAS!
Am I right in saying, Bam, that Ville Valo has been sober for 7 years now?
>*ad break*
>Yeah, but he drinks one beer every now and then if an old friend shows up in town.....or maybe, someone in Finland told me that once.
>I'M JUST PISSED THAT TREMAIN AND KNOXVILLE WERE HAPPY FOR US TO BE LOADED ALL THE TIME AND NOW THEY'RE BEING ASSES
Okay, I hear you, but that was well over 10 years ago and there was a point where we started getting put in jail for it and it wasn't working for us any more, so we all got sober and stopped doing drugs. *woosh* And a type of drug is smoking. Don't smoke, get this, uh, thing instead. I love this product, yeah dude.
>*ad break*
>LOOK, I'M NEVER GOING TO DRINK AGAIN. I MISSED MY SON BEING 4 YEARS OLD, IT SUCKED, I LEARNED MY LESSON (I REALLY DON'T NEED TO BE IN REHAB ANYMORE)
>*proceeds to fall off the wagon immediately*


Honestly man, what the fuck will it take to make this guy take responsibility for himself? Every single turn he tries to blame someone or something else for the fact he's drinking or mentally ill. It's not the fact he treat his body like shit that he got fat, it's the medication. It's not the fact he was acting like a gross hobo that got him booted from rehab, it was the dumb rules. It's not the fact he got loaded the night before the meeting to get him back on Jackass 4 that ruined his chance, it's that he was late.

It's so fucking depressing. I just want to see him skate again for fucks sake.