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>Twilight beckons to you with a hoof patting the empty couch cushion next to her.
>If this is your chance to find out what the buck is going on, then you have to take it.
>You reluctantly take a seat next to Twilight.
>Twilight stares at the floor, her face awash with despair (and possibly a hangover).
>"Anon, I-" She bites her trembling lip.
>Oh boy, here it comes.
>The sappy apology that's supposed to fix everything and make everypony live happily ever after.
>"I still don't understand."
"Understand what?" You cock your head in confusion.
>Twilight's head slowly turns until her eyes meet yours.
>"Why didn't you choose me to be your special somepony?"
>Tears stream down her cheeks.
>"Couldn't I make you happy the way Derpy does?"
>This doesn't sound like an apology. AT ALL.
>With the way she's behaving, one would think you cheated on her or something.
"Twilight, we've been over this already."
>You wipe the tears from her eyes.
"I wasn't looking for a one night stand, especially when magical princesses are involved."
>As much as you would've LOVED to rut this mare stupid at the time, it would've been pointless without the love to justify it.
>"It didn't have to be a one-off mating!" She protests.
>You stare at her as though she grew a second head.
>"My books on pony courtship didn't say to *hic* jump directly into mating b-but-"
>She's beginning to lose her self-restraint.
>"-it was all I could think of to help you!"
>She throws her body into yours and completely breaks down crying.
>"We could've *sniffle* made it work, Anon!"
>She wraps her forelegs around you in a surprising vice grip that's impossible to escape.
>Your shoulder quickly becomes soaked with the pony's tears.
>Without even thinking, you hug Twilight close and gently pat her on the head.
>The purple pony coos with approval and snuggles you even more.
>Dear Celestia, give you strength.