tHe MeTrO StAtIoNs ArE aLwAyS pAcKeD!
bEtTeR dRiVe!

Words dreamt up by the utterly deranged. Maybe you wanted to spend 40 bucks on a parking space for 3 hours but it turns out there aren't even any available!
Hey wait, where did you park the car in order to be able to talk with me about parking spots?