Why does everyone insist on using the acne face crooked glasses pic from when he was 15 that he looked like he was retarded in?
The Crooks indecent will go down as the most embarrassing Secret Service fuck ups in history, a fucking teenager with a rifle so shit it makes PSA poors turn up their noses with an equally shit red dot defeated the Secret is Service due to sheer lethargy on the ladders side.
It was mathematically a 1 in 1000 chance that Trump turned his head when he did, as Crooks was pulling the trigger. We saw a middle age obese woman hide behind her charge and Trump getting the most dramatic glory shot in history.
The next time we see the Secret Service on tv you bet your ass it was all 20-30 year old tall white men looking as serious as a heart attack.
Biden drops out of the race days later over fucking twitter to the surprise of the white house, Democrats try to simply install a president no one voted for and Trumps wins every vote he realistically could have and wins all the swing states.
This fucking guy right here smacked our timeline with a fright train going at mach 3.
Op you're a faggot but I needed somewhere to vent this.