>>6261036
Daddy got DRIP

>>6261036

>A coin that will unerringly answer a single yes or no question once per day. Heads means yes, tails means no, and if it lands upon its side the answer is hidden or unknowable.

this is stupidly useful. are you sure, QM?

>A flask of cheap whiskey that never runs out.

for those times we don't feel like going at the pub

>A monocle that allows the wearer to see magical auras and explains their basic nature in plain language.

makes us look snazzy and it's useful

>>6260863
great idea!

though I wonder if an angel would be a bit too much for us, at least right now.

QM, what are the chances we might stumble into a pesky paladin in the future? Maybe befriend her, play our cards right, pretend like we are turning on a new leaf, and sharing the poor girl's burden by giving her a little boost?

Just a few drops of blood, nothing much. That ability enhancement looks mighty useful... and it's just a DC 16 per day, practically a given, will be so easy for her save for that 5% chance of failure on a d20, let us not worry about it...

And then who knows, after she starts enjoying her newfound hm, strength and energy, she may come to appreciate our help, crave it, need it.
When you need something, it rapidly becomes something you'd shed all sort of things for: your morals, your clothes, your companions, your faith... but that HIT, ah... right down your throat, it fixes everything, even the things you have lost along the way.

Paladins make for the prettiest pets.

And it would be fun to have our own personal blackguard addicted to our ahem gift.
pic related? perhaps

>>6261076
she looks so happy in this, I bet she was top of her class (and often on top of her classmates)

thanks for the update