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>when he tmuxes the entire season in 45 minutes

Anthony Bourdain, or Tony, as he asked his interns to call him, was a mensch of the Geldoffian mould. He and those like him provided the backdrop for the hellish bootlicking rearing of the Gen X, they instituted nigger worship on a corporate scale, they enveloped third world nations in sweatshops and dollar based debt and pushed for colonial studies to make working white people into oppressors. While Geldof, or Bob, as he asked his media personnel to call him, made a killing off frenzied breeding-induced famine in the 80s, including a knighthood from one of Jimmy Saville's closest friends, Tony was still stuck in a Kosher Kitchen, spooning his life into oblivion. Finally, he got a lifeline on a show previously known for midged fights and KKK interviews. Then Gen X, and their limp Millenial brood elevated him to a status he could only dream up in his goy-hero-saves-the-world prose. He got the status, the money, even the broads he always wanted, he retconned his past, he finally got that girl he jerked off to during smoke breaks on tenement stairs. She was decrepit now, but attainable, and – unlike him – still real, being unapologetic Euro trash. Unfortunately for him, it took her about three months to see through the charade and then it was one twink fuckboy after the next. What to do now? His frantic tweeting could not hide the underlying neurosis. Tried to bribe the boy who cucked him to no avail. After everything failed, he turned to his best prose, sending out few texts into the void. The void said: stop breaking my balls. His gaze wandered towards the rafters. One can hope that with the last swing he cast the Jew hiding in his soul headfirst into hell.