You know what bros? I blew my one and only chance at life but at least I am not the only one.

It's me, an anonymous artist, who never made it big.
I had great potential, I really did.
Could have been a millionaire by now with a hot gf.
But along the way I made every possible mistake and blew every chance I had.
And that's it, life is not a video game where you can restart the level.
You get one shot and if you blow it, it's over forever.
And I blew it.
My one and only chance at life.

But at least I am not the only one who blew his one and only shot at life:

1) Swain - was an incest artist.
Was picked 2nd in the draft to draw for a Helluva Boss short.
Signed a million follower endorsement deal with Vivziepop.
2 days later died of a cocaine overdose and never played in the short.

2) Shameless - born in Mexico.
Made it to the /co/mmunity and became the star artist of the BBW genre.
One night he and two friends took his yacht to a spin after a party.
They all crushed and died.
The investigation revealed Shame was at the helm of the yacht, while on drugs and alcohol and also sailed it too fast.


3) Dbaru - One of the founders of /ss/ art.
Was an artist genius and could have been a millionaire.
One day hacked Brazil's government archives.
Was later arrestes by the FBi and comitted suicide before trial.

4) Smeet.
Was the biggest loli artist here in the board.
The guy was seriously talented.
One day he sent a bunch of thugs to beat some anti-loli anon from herr.
Was arrested and later cimitted suicide in prison.

So yeah I fucked up my one and only chance at life but at least I am not the only one bros.