>tfw when no runaway girl to teach fatherly lessons about the world before pounding her soul out in the middle of the night in the bed

>tfw your younger cousins are in relationships and having children and you're still single and childless

Where did it all go so wrong?

Not zoomer "Having one beer a day after work makes you a chronic alcoholic" nonsense but actual, damaging alcoholism. I've heard that people in Europe and Asia drink a LOT more than people in the USA so I'm curious.