I love my wife Miss Yunjin, she's for (you).
But who the hell are (you)?
Kill yourself you demented troglodyte
My wife Miss Yunjin would never love (you)
My wife Miss Yunjin is for (me)
But who am I?
I am not Aether
I am not Lumine
Zhongli and Baizhu are married men
Xingque is too silly and gay, Xinyan, too black.
I am no one
I am beyond the screen
But how can my wife Miss Yunjin love someone who doesn't exist?
How can I?