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7/13/2025, 4:47:06 AM
>Traverrer's Tares...We need your help to make a next gen Sonic game for our new Saturn hardware...
>Hmm? Sonic? Your most successful franchise? What a pain, can't you handle it?
>Oh, oh no, we are very busy, very busy, making Nights into Dreams. We cannot possibry make a new Sonic game...
>So you came crawling to us, is that it?
>Hai, hai...When thinking of brirriant deveropers who specialize in speed and cool characters, the geniuses behind Puggsy were naturarry the first who came to mind
>Hmm, well...I suppose it can't be helped.
>Arigato! Now, will you make it a 3D game, taking advantage of the next gen hardware?
>Ehhh...what a pain...isometric is good enough for Sonic, don't you think?
>*mops brow* Of, of course. Very well, I will report back to Sega with the excellent news.
>Oh, and before you go, don't forget, Disney entrusted us with Toy Story, you know...
>*bows furiously* H...hai! Hai, Puggsy-sensei!
How did this happen?
>Hmm? Sonic? Your most successful franchise? What a pain, can't you handle it?
>Oh, oh no, we are very busy, very busy, making Nights into Dreams. We cannot possibry make a new Sonic game...
>So you came crawling to us, is that it?
>Hai, hai...When thinking of brirriant deveropers who specialize in speed and cool characters, the geniuses behind Puggsy were naturarry the first who came to mind
>Hmm, well...I suppose it can't be helped.
>Arigato! Now, will you make it a 3D game, taking advantage of the next gen hardware?
>Ehhh...what a pain...isometric is good enough for Sonic, don't you think?
>*mops brow* Of, of course. Very well, I will report back to Sega with the excellent news.
>Oh, and before you go, don't forget, Disney entrusted us with Toy Story, you know...
>*bows furiously* H...hai! Hai, Puggsy-sensei!
How did this happen?
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