I hereby disavow all past and future posts that may be linked to my private identity.
They were all combinations of lies, jokes, trolling, sarcasm, and foolishness.

Of course.
Every post made from this IP is pure satire.
Any claims to the contrary are lying.
This is the honest truth.

Everything I post is political satire taken to an extreme. Under no circumstance should my posting be taken seriously.

Everything posted from this ip is performance theatre.
4chan is satire and it should always be taken as such; /pol/ is an entirely fictional website dedicated for creative sharing of ideas through humorous means
None of my posts from this IP have been my legitimate political beliefs, they are made for educational and satire purposes, this being true for future posts from this IP.

be humble