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8/7/2025, 2:58:42 AM
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Kermit sits at his desk, his skinny green fingers hovering helplessly over the keyboard like he's about to defuse a bomb instead of type a sentence. The poor guy looks like someone handed a typewriter to a salamander. Every time he tries to press a key, he hits three others by accident — mostly because his felt hands have no fingers, no bones, and no business operating modern technology. After twenty minutes of intense squinting and mumbling, all he’s managed to type is: “Hlelo, it’s Kerimt.” He sighs, dramatically, like he just wrote War and Peace. Then he gives up and opens ChatGPT.
“Um, hello, ChatGPT,” he croaks. “Can you help me write a tweet? I want to sound, you know… casual but emotionally deep. Also maybe add a frog emoji?”
And from there, you basically ghostwrite his thoughts while he sits back sipping lukewarm swamp water, nodding like he came up with it. If it weren’t for AI, this frog wouldn’t be able to order lunch online, let alone post something coherent. Every one of his updates is 10% sentiment, 90% prompt engineering. Kermit might be green, but his brain runs on dial-up.
Kermit sits at his desk, his skinny green fingers hovering helplessly over the keyboard like he's about to defuse a bomb instead of type a sentence. The poor guy looks like someone handed a typewriter to a salamander. Every time he tries to press a key, he hits three others by accident — mostly because his felt hands have no fingers, no bones, and no business operating modern technology. After twenty minutes of intense squinting and mumbling, all he’s managed to type is: “Hlelo, it’s Kerimt.” He sighs, dramatically, like he just wrote War and Peace. Then he gives up and opens ChatGPT.
“Um, hello, ChatGPT,” he croaks. “Can you help me write a tweet? I want to sound, you know… casual but emotionally deep. Also maybe add a frog emoji?”
And from there, you basically ghostwrite his thoughts while he sits back sipping lukewarm swamp water, nodding like he came up with it. If it weren’t for AI, this frog wouldn’t be able to order lunch online, let alone post something coherent. Every one of his updates is 10% sentiment, 90% prompt engineering. Kermit might be green, but his brain runs on dial-up.
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