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7/19/2025, 8:11:13 PM
>Be me
>Bisexual jock
>Even worse, I lost a bet and fucked a tranny and got hooked and now I’m a total chaser
>Fucking retarded – ADHD, Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, the works
>I barely graduate high school, I can’t read or write well enough to
>Fortunately I’m goddamn humongous
>6’3”, 300 lbs, great at football, basically guaranteed a scholarship for it
>But like an idiot I fuck my knee up to hell on a camping trip and end up losing that
>Depressed af in the hospital but the nurses and doctors are super chill
>Realize that even if I can’t play football again I’m still enormous and that counts for something
>Apply to work in the hospital’s E.R. as a security guard and get hired
>Fucking killer job – the doctors who helped me walk again get to call me in when some doofus on PCP needs to be wrangled
>I live in a legal state and hospital admin are lazy as shit so I’m stoned half the time
>Plus some of the nurses are easy as hell and that more than replaces the hole football left in my life
>It turns out I’m really good at this so I turn it into my career
>Promoted to head of security for the hospital
>I’m like 25 now and am virtually unfireable because all the doctors love me
>It’s right after the COVID pandemic and shit got REALLY weird and REALLY bad for a bit
>We’re hellishly short-staffed so when we manage to hire a little batch of newly graduated nurses everyone is relieved
>During their onboarding I’m showing them emergency exits and fire extinguishers and panic buttons when suddenly I recognize one of the nurses from a Grindr profile
>She blew me off and was really condescending about it which I might get if I was weird or something but it was just because I misspelled stuff in some of my messages
>Feel a little annoyed with her but I remain professional because we fucking need nurses
>Bisexual jock
>Even worse, I lost a bet and fucked a tranny and got hooked and now I’m a total chaser
>Fucking retarded – ADHD, Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, the works
>I barely graduate high school, I can’t read or write well enough to
>Fortunately I’m goddamn humongous
>6’3”, 300 lbs, great at football, basically guaranteed a scholarship for it
>But like an idiot I fuck my knee up to hell on a camping trip and end up losing that
>Depressed af in the hospital but the nurses and doctors are super chill
>Realize that even if I can’t play football again I’m still enormous and that counts for something
>Apply to work in the hospital’s E.R. as a security guard and get hired
>Fucking killer job – the doctors who helped me walk again get to call me in when some doofus on PCP needs to be wrangled
>I live in a legal state and hospital admin are lazy as shit so I’m stoned half the time
>Plus some of the nurses are easy as hell and that more than replaces the hole football left in my life
>It turns out I’m really good at this so I turn it into my career
>Promoted to head of security for the hospital
>I’m like 25 now and am virtually unfireable because all the doctors love me
>It’s right after the COVID pandemic and shit got REALLY weird and REALLY bad for a bit
>We’re hellishly short-staffed so when we manage to hire a little batch of newly graduated nurses everyone is relieved
>During their onboarding I’m showing them emergency exits and fire extinguishers and panic buttons when suddenly I recognize one of the nurses from a Grindr profile
>She blew me off and was really condescending about it which I might get if I was weird or something but it was just because I misspelled stuff in some of my messages
>Feel a little annoyed with her but I remain professional because we fucking need nurses
7/19/2025, 11:04:01 AM
>After a few days though I’m so sick of her
>She’s super condescending, she never shuts up, always has to explain things like three times, and treats us like we’re her personal porters
>She’s super condescending, she never shuts up, always has to explain things like three times, and treats us like we’re her personal porters
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