I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of MaoFaust. I try to play Poise. My MaoFaust deals more damage. I try to play Bleed. My Maofaust deals more damage. I try to play Tremor. My Maofaust deals more damage. I want to play Rupture. The best team has Maofaust. I want to play Slash lux, MDH. They both want MaoFaust.

She grabs me by the throat. I grind MD for her. I open crates for her. I give her the takeoff module. She isn't satisfied. I pull Thoracalgia. "I don't need this much poise" She tells me. "Give me more skill slots." She grabs LanternSang and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "You just need to use my counter more. I can deal more damage with the Maos."

I can't pull for the Maos, I don't have enough lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She rolls 10 speed. She says "Ascendant Heishou - Mao Technique: Cloudsplitting Manifestation." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure damage and rupture count-neutral Deathrite application. What a cruel world.