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I had a bizarre dream last night. Not the craziest dream ever but in the top 10 for sure.

I was at a gathering of people sitting in a circle in a dark room surrounding a large desk where a man sat with an antique telephone. Some of them were familiar to me, the man sitting next to me was not. An old acquintance leaned over and told me
>See? Everyone here is favored. Everyone here is one of God's favored.
The stranger next to me was dressed like a cross between a hsidic jew and a hippie. He began telling me about how he was "hippie dippie" or something, I laughed at him.
He took offence, scowled at me and threw a cup of boiling hot water over my hand. My skin welt up like it was burned badly, but it didn't hurt.
I smiled at him and said sarcastically
>Oh noooo! I'm being boiled alive! Ow!
Angrier than before, he sat up and spoke to the man at the desk. I don't know what he said, but the man smiled at him and said loudly
>Alright then, I'll just dial the number for you
>113 C-L-O-W-N
The jewish hippie looked very upset.
The end.

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