Me, a Protection Paladin of the Light, Holy Warrior, Savior of Stormwind, Champion of Ironforge, Wanted Rapist of Darnassus, Personal Friend of Anduin Wrynn, Slayer of Onyxia, The Vengeance of Lordaeron, The Hammer of Arathi, Top Eagle of SI:7, Honorary Druid of the Cenarion Circle, BBQ Joe, The Shield Which Broke The Mountain, The Fury of Northshire Abbey, Son of Southshore, Bubble Boy, MC Hammer, Purifier of the Scourge, La Cucaracha, Scarlet Sympathizer, Pinkie, Lightbringer, John Warcraft