>>713527384
the great irony of /v/irgins being so vehemently anti-alcohol is that they reject the magic elixir that could cure their autism and allow a socially-anxious sperglord like them to effortlessly socialize with other humans. alcohol has been the social lubricant of mankind for thousands of years, but the cave dwellers (and, let's be honest, underage zoomers) here are so lacking in life experience (and friends) that they think drinking a few beers makes you a raging alcoholic. sad!