JOEL I'M MO DIVING WHAT DO I DO

DIVE HARDER KID JUST DIVE HARDER

LIBERTY AND FREEDOM AND DIVE HARDER

FOR SUPER EARTH

YOU STILL HAVE ANOTHER DEFENSE MO

YES JOEL I HAVEN'T DEFENDED EVERY PLANET YET

BOTS WIN LOL

>YOU GOTTA DEFEND HARDER BOY!
>DONATE TO THE DSS IN THE SUPER DESTROYER!
>CALL FORTH YOUR RRTARD BLOOD!
>REMEMBER MALEVELON CREEK!

cue automaton's brand new level 50 incineration corps invasion simultaneously invading 5 different planets before they even reach them

dive harder
defense mo
for super earth
remember malevelon creek
inherited RRtard blood

Helldivers 2 MO copypasta:

>Helldiver: Joel the bots are invading the shit out of us!

>Joel: Holy Fuck! I didn't think it would come to this! You gotta DEFEND AGAINST THE SQUIDS, mah boy! Defend against the squids to DEFEND AGAINST THE BOTS!

>Helldiver: Ok Joel, Ima gonna defend huehuarder and take back this mega city with my recoilless rifle! Here we go! Hoyl fuck! I got plenty of bricks missions on my map! Joel, you're the best GM ever!

>Bots: Oh shit! He's got plenty of strafing runs! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

He activates eagle storm and manages to DEFEND HARDER and PROTECT MEGA CITIES

>helldiver gets ragdolled for around 9 hours (roughly 20 invasions)
>blob helpless
>losing planet after planet like the useless piece of shit it always is
>one of helldiver's teammates crashes to desktop
>helldiver is about to lose another planet
NO! I HAVEN'T USED EVERYTHING I LEARNED YET! MUH MALEVELON CREEK! HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>gets ragdolled
I STILL HAVE DEFENSE MISSIONS
TAKE BACK CYBERSTAN
MANAGED DEMOCRACY
SUPER EARTH BANZAI
LEVEL 50 INVASION

1. be a useless piece of shit and lose 10 planets until MO ends
2. "joel what do i do"
3. "DEFEND HARDER HELLDIVER"
4. "ok joel" - defends harder
5. "OH FUCK I STOPPED THIS LEVEL 40 INVASION! BUT THEN THEY IMMEDIATELY LAUNCHED ANOTHER LEVEL 50 INVASION ON THE SAME PLANET!"
6. lose MO
7. "congrats Joel! you're truly a world class GM!"