Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate for the greatest poster in the history of 4chan: THE LOGPOSTER!

You people like to say that logs are immature, that logs are for faggots. Well my client, the Logposter, is here to remind you that logs are a part of life here on 4chan, and they're not going anywhere.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is not a prediction. That is a spoiler.