I going to kidnap a canadian woman, force her to dress up as japanese cartoon characters, waterboard her with maple syrup, document all of it capturing her torment and horror forever in photograph, compile the best shots into a set, blow them up and frame them, and then sell it to some arty fartsy faggot gallery in Toronto saying it's a statement about the objectification of women in male dominated hobbies under the title "Waifus n Syrup"